GOLFERHD PRESENTS
BLASTIN' SINCE '25
The monsters have overrun the municipal course and they're marching on the tee box. Pick your golfer, shoulder your driver, and send them back to the water hazard — one ball at a time.
⛳ INSERT BALL TO PLAY OR PRESS ENTERTHE FOURSOME
The main man. Driver in hand, zero patience for monsters.
⚡ INTIMIDATION FULL BIO → P2The voice of the muni. Armed with a mic and hard truths.
⚡ THE TRUTH FULL BIO → P3Keeps the bag stocked and the paint flying.
⚡ PAINTBALL FULL BIO → P4Pulled off the muni waitlist. Locks in, lasers monsters.
⚡ RANGE FINDER FULL BIO →FIELD REPORT
Standard-issue muni monster. Marches in formation, grins the whole way down.
1 BALL TO CLEARFast and wrong in every direction. Twice the speed, zero respect for the tee sheet.
MOVES 2× SPEEDArmored to the visor. Crack the shell with the first ball, put it away with the second.
2 BALLS TO CLEARLurks in the bunkers and eats your ball. Rude. Only vulnerable while it chews.
EATS YOUR BALLKeeps pace of play from the cart. Flattens anything in the path. Do not test him.
FRIENDLY (MOSTLY)PRO SHOP
CLUBHOUSE RULES
Work the tee box. On mobile, use the on-screen pads.
Hold to keep hitting. Monsters higher up the hole are worth more points.
Three do-overs. A monster reaching the tee box costs you one.